UNEXPECTED things happen at UNEXPECTED times.

Sometimes good, sometimes bad - and sometimes UNEXPECTED things go UNEXPECTEDLY horribly wrong at UNEXPECTED times, Dumbledore's UNEXPECTED death one such case.

But right now, I'm not going to elaborate about how tragic Dumbledore's unexpected death was.

So as I was saying, UNEXPECTED things happen at UNEXPECTED times and UNEXPECTED times UNEXPECTEDLY has UNEXPECTED things and UNEXPECTED things has UNEXPECTEDLY choose to appear at UNEXPECTED times and UNEXPECTED times - wait, I'm confused.

I bet you're unexpectedly confused too.

So anyway, as I was saying, UNEXPECTED things happen - Oh, I've said that already.

Anyway, something unexpected happen at such a unexpected time to me. Well, actually not to only me, but only someone like me would consider something like this as 'unexpected'. Nothing big really, you can just stop reading all these rubbish here, and proceed to doing something else. I unexpectedly doubt that I'll unexpectedly be able to finish talking about this unexpected thing at the end of the day. Personally, I don't think I'll be able to start talking about it, so you can choose to leave, or continue listening to my unexpectedly mindless nonsensical buffaloic baboonic blabblering.

Actually, this unexpected thing can't really be classified as 'unexpected', you would probably go "BIG deal lah!"

Anyway, the thing is, I unexpectedly went into my room and the unexpected phone suddenly unexpectedly rang. I expected my aunt on the other line, but unexpectedly, it wasn't. Like I said, it's no big deal to you, so don't expect some unexpectedly big mystery or something. It's just that, the person on the other line was someone who would never have called or have any contact in any way. Well, I'm just surprised to hear who's on the other line. Well, it wouldn't matter if I'm not telling you who. You wouldn't care anyway. It's a big surprise for me, but well, like I said no big deal for you, so don't come and kill me for being spoiler. Afterall, spoilers are commonly used for that irritating annoying disappointing dramatic effect. I'm not a fan of spoilers. It gets irritating sometimes, I know, I bet you're cursing the spoilers.

Anyway, NO BIG DEAL.

How UNEXPECTED.




*whoopping*